oh, you wanted the demons exorcised…i thought you said exercised…we’ve been doing yoga for the last week…
if you ever tell me something and ask me not to tell anyone.. my best friend isn’t included
there are about 7.5 billion people in the world right now damn that is soooo many butts
take me to a museum. kiss me on the steps. shove the Mona Lisa up my ass
Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.
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is there a name for the John green thing. like the obnoxious culture hes pioneered. the 500 days of summer thing, the hazy acoustic soundtracks , the preoccupation w/ sayingn stuff like “im sorry im so fucked up” or “there are no happily ever afters”. how can I quantify this phenomenon. it’s like neo heroin chic or something